@sapao318: When you look at Victor, it's because he tore up your head and is looking at you in the eyes.
@JEBosombra: Latverians say: 'Doom had his bots squeeze our balls unless we smiled!' http://is.gd/TACxHD
@IgorTavern: Batman tries to invade Latveria and ends up headless. Ozzy Osbourne is the main suspect.
@msoares: Charlie Sheen makes a video supporting Victor Von Doom and says the dictator has tiger blood like himself."
About this time, spammers start to show up.
"@HufflepuffBR: Doctor Doom is supposedly looking for a mystic black-covered book.
@BozoDel: FREE LATVERIA with the purchase of Latveria of equal or greater value.
@TitoCamello: Captain Planet sends support message to the Latverian people: 'THE POWER IS YOURS!'
@IgorTavern: 'No, I have the power!' He-Man, contradicting Captain Planet."
Too bad some of the jokes weren't translatable... I had to distort some, too.